Guys, you really need to warn poor Carlos about things like Bottomless Void Tuesday.
(transparent plummeting dorks are my favorite sort of dorks)
"CECIL WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"Relax, Carlos, enjoy the ride!"
"Does anyone else not get wifi down here?"
"DANA THIS IS NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT UPDATING FACEBOOK"
"Dude, chill. Oh, and send me Candy Crush lives, for cripe’s sake!"